February 2012
Awww you just filled my bucket ;)
sneaked my boyfriend over and started making out while watching adventure time
its the best omg and he put his hand underneath my shirt and started touching my boobs….it felt nice.
Bought breakfast at school and they were serving like these weird burritos so I thought I’d give it a try but I didn’t even taste it before I threw it in the trash can
What a waste of 75 cents
On tumblr when I should be working on my geometry packet #fuckthat
Wtf man it feels like a Friday not thursday gtfo
Okay we get it youre pretty stop bragging about it
And she pierced it wrong too haha she did it too high lololololol
Wow ur cool for piercing your own nose and sticking an earring there
Wanted to play draw something in class but didn’t realize the sound was still on *thug shrug*
In geometry and I’m craving a cookie
2 tags
my teachers out to get me
its not cool when your’re 9 years old and you say your vagina itches outloud
annikafagface:
nobody wants to smoke with me and get naked and rap with me like what the fuck my life has literally no meaning
1 tag
i upgraded to the black guy on temple run
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my school sells cookies on thursdays and fridays for a dollar so yano ima come to school with a ziploc bag full of quarters
this one girl i didnt even know i was friend with on fb randomly messaged me telling me to back off my bf which apparently was her bf for 2 years lol idk it was too funny cause i outsmarted her and she was black hahha
dryadalum:
party brock is in the house tonight
oh its ash wednesday
i have to go to church………..
i like cutting my own split ends when im bored :-D
my life is boring
just had a bitch fit cause i came home from school and my brother ate the last chef boyardee
tomsjiggle:
at recess in 5th grade someone asked me “is your refrigerator running?” and i said yes and they said “then you better go catch it!!!” and i screamed and started crying and ran to the bike rack and got on my bike and rode back home but my refrigerator was still in the same place and i didn’t understand why anyone would scare me like that
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Today seems like a good day to kill myself
screw you jake
you FINALLY tell me that you were gonna ask me out right after i get a boyfriend??? ….i cried over you and had the biggest crush on you too. why now omfg WHY NOW
i should be happy but im not
thanks to you you’re making me regret everything
un-fuckable:
I don’t have a FAQ because nobody asks me anything
YOLO
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
entire class: *packs up things*
teacher: dont pack up yet we still have 17 seconds left
no one can hack me cause im one sly motherfucker
