February 2011
My to-do list:
shit to do
shit to do
shit to do
shit to buy
shit to do
shit to do
marry jgl
im quite happy with the newest addition to the list.
i wanna make a new blog…..cause for some reasons. but i dont even know if people would follow it….long story short. SHOULD I MAKE A NEW BLOG??
im serious there better be snow outside my window...
I wanna study Oneirology.
Fact: we only dream of what we know. Our dreams...
dirtyandsweet:
staureenmarkey:
dirtyandsweet:
here’s just a post to say thanks to my new followers i’m sure if your genitals are clean we will get along well
here is a picture of myself im just bein a douche trying not to laugh but you don’t want one of my uglier pics so there you go
thanks for following
just want dis sexy piece o ass on my blag.
fuck shit ballsack
i didnt even know the superbowl was going to be in arlington tx in the cowboys stadium. i live like 30 mins away from there.
fawkes-:
wherestheinnocence:
So there’s this kid at my school and long story short he has this brain problem and yeah so for midterms we had to write an essay about a memory and he wrote about how he once had a stroke. Now please note that this kid has a really twisted, dark sense of humor. so guess what he titled his essay.
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"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE"
ibesazombie:ooglygoogly:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
XDDD
its supposed to snow tomorrow
today was just one of those idgaf days...
tumblr twenty questions. wanna play ?
embracethebeauty:
send questions. and the first 20 , i’ll answer truthfully.
no matter how deeply personal , random , hilarious / i’ll answer , babes.
so , c’mon. #GetStarted.
January 2011
Someday I want to meet Robert Pattinson in front...
i seriously need to go to walmart.
lexipedia:
fightfireinyourbestclothes:
...
i hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
alyaae:
teacher: did i give up any homework?
whole class: no we didnt have any homework..
nerd: uhm yes we did guys..
whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
larbabeast:
LOOK:
: test taking beatles style →
im-not-crazy-just-beatlemaniac:
First you try to pay attention in class
you do not succed and end up falling asleep
still you go and take the test
the test is pasted down to you
you look at it and start
then you go home and your mum asks you how was it ..
you in the…
theres this one kid who sits in my table in advisory who just wont SHUT UP bout the friggin basketball team. he’s like, “YA’LLS SHOOTER SUCKS” & “WHY DIDN’T YALL HAVE PRACTICE TODAY???’. im just like :
fuck you timmy.
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
puyols-hairdresser:ricardokaka:
This will be fun.
got like less than 6 hours of sleep
I SEE YOU DRIVIN' ROUND TOWN WITH THE GIRL I LOVE...
nicolegaskarth:
noclassbeatdownfool:
notsosugarcoated:
gigglymexicans:
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
berg
ELIZABETHBERG
^
In class pretending like I give a shit.
uhm thinking bout joining yoga :D im such a fatty xD