March 2012
girls need to realize that cussing every 5 seconds is not attractive
unfreshing:
ineedtogetpaid:
unfreshing:
Why Do People Capitalize Every Letter When They Type When I Read Their Stuff I Get AIDS
Could You Get More Ignorant ? You Don’t G E T AIDS . You Get HIV . T H E N It Becomes AIDS . I Cannot Believe How Ignorant You Are . Check Your Facts Before You Post Sweetie(:
WOOOOW There`s Allways Some1 Who Feels The Need Too Correkt MeE? I Mean Clearly...
my guy friend slapped my boob not only once but twice
February 2012
doctor: what is wrong why have you come to see me
me: am i ugly
niggarella2:
How to lose a guy in 10 seconds starring me
sassyblackblogger:
i’ve never done alcohol or smoked drugs or did sex LMS if you think i’m lying**
mickjiggles:
people who wear t-shirts with the rolling stones tongue on and don’t even know that it’s the rolling stones tongue
Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
cockblocking is a “foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt at finding happiness inside someone’s pants.”
pretty much what happened to me today.
wow my brothers friend can be such an asshole to me -_-
this guy looks like he’s doing the pop lock and drop it
i should really start reading this book for english…
if you like my stuff on fb from a week ago then you’re a total creeper.
omfg damn you’re preggo already holy snot
on skype with a special someone :) <3
my mom hates my guts now…just saying..
i was out of it this morning…i missed the bus cause i forgot my id, cellphone, and coffee and now my moms mad at me for that .
thatsmoderatelyraven:
oscarstardis:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
going to school with only 4 hours of sleep is so enjoyable and fun
pahahahahahaha 4 hours? honey try no sleep
thatsmoderatelyraven:
my brother just walked in my room and said “Hello! greetings from apple world”
The only time you get head is when you filp a coin
It’s my moms bday party and my bf is coming over
Let’s see how this goes,….
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
textposter:
girls are so lucky you dont have to wait for your boobs to get a boner before you take nudes
mum: you know you can tell me anything personal and it will just be between us
me: *tells something private*
mum: *tells all her friends and close family*
i always get depressed on the breaks. i was depressed during winter and thanksgiving break. what is wrong with me
4794:
2peaches:
They should make a dating site for depressed peopple
ur on it right now
friend: why do you have this song 10 times?
me: well, theres the normal version, the radio edit, acoustic version, aol session and six live versions.
having a discussion with your bf deciding what your kids names will be «««««<
i swear im so ugly god help me
my tummy and back now hurt but idk from what cause i just sit here and do nothing